Anyone who has seen my Twitter rants knows that I was less than pleased with the phones that we had purchased last year. coughSamsungAcclaimcough
Finally someone listened and helped us along with a trade-in for two new phones… which are a vast improvement over the old ones, but which also come with the lovely autocorrect feature.
I thought it would be fun to post a collection of all of our massive autocorrect fails here. Enjoy!
As I’m getting ready to renew my driver’s license:
Jeff: Getting ready for your big test this afternoon?
Me: Test???? There’s a TEST?? Tell me you only mean of the eye variety. And, yes, psychedelic OUT! LOL
Me: Psyched, not psychedelic. That’d probably duck with the vision test.
Me: Dammit. I CALL FOWL!
Me: Haha.. see what I did there?
After I sent a picture of a pile of plaster chunks on the garage floor that I had dumped out of a vaporizer.
Me: That was all the crap that fell out when I turned it upside down to get one of the kid’s toys out of it.
Me: The whole inside is just faked in plaster dust. =/
Me: And by faked, I mean caked. Stupid autocorrect.
Jeff: LOL Nut gross.
Me: LMAO What was that???
Jeff: Should have been but gross not nut gross.
Jeff: Spent 45 minister trying to put music on my phone this morning with no luck…..
Me: Minister eh? That’s what you get for always misspelling minutes. =P
Me: Holy crap. Netflix has a streaming app and it actually works!
Me: I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT!
Jeff: No likking!
Me: Um. Ok.
Jeff: Damnit! That was supposed to be no kidding.
Me: What the help is GeekBuddy?
Me: Hell, not help.
Me: Stupid phone. Why would hell not be a saved word already??
Jeff: Geek buddy was something that came with cpmpdo.
After Jeff had spent 45 minutes (or minister, whatever) fixing all the duplicates in his contacts list:
Jeff: BTW my contacts are all ducked up again. Grrrrr
Regarding the phone’s speed both on and off the WiFi:
Jeff: Hadn’t really tried it before but these things are blazing tasty even off the wireless.
Me: I can see where this autocorrect feature is going to keep me amused for a long time.
Jeff: Ah fuck.