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Monthly Archives: March 2011
Toddler Dialect. If you have a toddler, or have been around a toddler, you already know what this means. If not, allow me to explain. Toddlers speak their own language and it’s up to us, as the adult figures in … Continue reading
Six years old. I glance around me to see that no one is looking as I turn the bright orange cap of the Elmer’s glue bottle. Slowly tipping the bottle, nozzle pointed into my palm, I squeeze, then close it … Continue reading
This little guy is a regular pro at his animal sounds. And some of them? Really amuse me. Like his elephant sound. I laugh every. time. he does it. Sometimes I’ll randomly ask him throughout the course of the day … Continue reading
Disgusting. She picked at the pastel frosting on the pastry in front of her. How do people eat this shit? Dana, her best friend of nearly 10 years, plopped down across from her in the school cafeteria, her lunch tray … Continue reading
Some days are better than others. That goes without saying for everyone, I think. But, for me? It’s sort of monumental, either way. I mean, there’s either a really good day or a really bad day. My mind works in … Continue reading
Where to look for the missing clothing of your now naked toddler…